http://pawpet.tv/ 2012-05-18T07:38:46-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/ http://pawpet.tv/lib/images/favicon.ico text/html 2011-08-01T20:08:29-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_11?rev=1312254509&do=diff See also: Episode 11 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Mutt: “LOVE ME LUPY! ... NO WAIT!” FIXME sp? Quotes 60-51 Quotes 50-41 Quotes 40-31 Quotes 30-21 Quotes 20-11 Quotes 10-2 text/html 2011-08-01T20:06:14-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_12?rev=1312254374&do=diff See also: Episode 12 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Mutt: “But you don't have a Ford... you drive a Mustang!” text/html 2011-01-11T19:52:43-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_229?rev=1294804363&do=diff * Top “out of context quote”: “I can't top the nun!” - “I did!” text/html 2011-01-11T08:32:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_234?rev=1294763520&do=diff * “So if Poink spooned Rasvar...” - “AAAAAAHHHH!!” - “Ork! Ork!” text/html 2011-01-02T12:04:21-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_245?rev=1293998661&do=diff * “I got a new job!” - “I got engaged!” - “Boy, do I have a boooring life!” text/html 2010-12-30T14:36:40-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_250?rev=1293748600&do=diff * Poink: “We have Ras, here screwing it up every week; we have Simba, master of a multiple characters; we have Jess, who -- God she's got a wonderful bust....” Jess: “Is that all I am, just a pair of tits to you?” * When told that there's not enough time to do Pink Flamingos, Mutt says, ”Bandit, poop in front of him, quick!” text/html 2010-12-08T16:04:34-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_265?rev=1291853074&do=diff * “Look at Margaret Thatcher...” “I try not to!” text/html 2010-11-22T12:20:18-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_278?rev=1290457218&do=diff See also: Episode 278 This was actually the first quotes to be submitted during the live show and had the original caption “Top 10 things said by Shak on tonight's show” This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Does Everything talk in this house?!? It's the Jetsons! text/html 2011-07-24T09:39:21-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_29?rev=1311525561&do=diff See also: Episode 29 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Temp Ferret: “Owww! You Java'd me in the head!” Quotes 60-51 Quotes 50-41 Quotes 40-31 Quotes 30-21 Quotes 20-11 Quotes 10-2 text/html 2011-07-23T17:14:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_30?rev=1311466441&do=diff See also: Episode 30 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Mach: “Shall we do the traditional questions from the net?” Mutt: “Absolutely...NOT!” Quotes 60-51 Quotes 50-41 Quotes 40-31 Quotes 30-21 Quotes 20-11 Quotes 10-2 text/html 2010-11-03T21:20:04-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_301?rev=1288844404&do=diff See also: Episode 301 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Yappy: “Did you pass English?” - EagleBeagle: “Que?” Quotes 10-2 3 Ezra: “Don't sniff 'em... drink 'em! It's not that type of coke!” 2 Ezra's nose falls off “Hey! I have a runny nose!” text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:57-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_392?rev=1282758537&do=diff See also: Episode 392 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * “Moo” “Roar” “Moo!” “No, Roar!” ¦ “Mooooo!” “Roarrrrr!” “Mooooooooooooo!” “Oh, ok.” * You got the STD that comes f rom birds....Chirpies. Quotes 60-51 60 Did Bandit stand on your face again? 59 For a fullhouse you get a hamburger. 58 I call it the Snatchcrab. 57 It's not a na-new, its a nan-no! 56 Do you like to have him laying on your kemo-sabie? 55 “My stove is the Lone Ranger.” Waaa 54 I call it the Taco! 53 No, I'm … text/html 2009-05-04T12:31:18-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_393?rev=1241465478&do=diff See also: Episode 393 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Quoth the Vixen, “Do some more!” Quotes 60-51 6O <Salen> Zombie Sheepdogs for everyone! 59 *Reese_Tora puts clothes on the bomb “this is a PG show!” 58 <Sakana_Katana> “Suddenly there came a fapping upon my chamber door...”? 57 We brought the food, get in the kitchen and cook, woman! 56 Yappy put your pants back on. 55 I need to be cuaffed! 54 I hate to tell you, but that looks like Satin's wang. 53 You're making my candle … text/html 2009-05-04T11:39:18-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_394?rev=1241462358&do=diff See also: Episode 394 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * When in doubt, whip it out. Quotes 60-51 60 <jaxson_otter> i hate gravy 59 <TheSonicGod> Dyslexia is also an anagram for Daily Sex. 58 <Aeturnus> Thanksgiving can't compete with Santa's fat ass. 57 Helllllllllllllllllo, Jailbait! 56 It's creepy watching Yappy play “9 1/2 weeks” 55 Bandit, please show us with the breadstick where you were touched. 54 I feit her phone vibrater on the carpet! Whip it out, girl. 53 <RubbertexRa… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:57-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_395?rev=1282758537&do=diff See also: Episode 395 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * OW, MY NUTS! Quotes 60-51 60 <The Lizard Rat> Vrooooooooooom. 59 <MetaKnight4ever> Liesl Weasel. XD 58 Arooooooooo! Werewolves of Liesl! 57 You feel nice! 56 Feel me, I have the old body. 55 Caroline is now open game for everyone! 54 That's not the sound I make....I go 'memmeell memmeell memmeell' 53 Woah! I've been cowtipped! 52 “Sweet Carrrrrroline!” “Sheeeeee's leeeeeeegal!” 51 Nana Fluffy girls don't have to! text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:57-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_396?rev=1282758537&do=diff See also: Episode 396 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Is missing since they ran out of time for the auction. Quotes 60-51 60 Why does the beginning of the show always sound like we're sniffing butts? 59 I've been inhaling Garlique 58 <TheSonicGod> Don't tempt GarrisonSkunk. He just might quote you o_o 57 <shroompicker> OMG LISEL SOUNDS S0000 GOOD 56 Bad sushi barf is the worst barf Evah. 55 Liesl's in the kitchen in a breadstick related coma. 54 We're telethoning! 53 You look big… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_397?rev=1282758538&do=diff See also: Episode 397 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * We are not cartoons, people! Quotes 60-51 60 Is it time to say goodbye, yet? 59 I'm not a fly!!!!! 58 <BassMan> I never knew Java was a shriner 57 <Redski> no liesl = sucks 56 Maverick learned the magic of compressed air. 55 Nothing's Iower than Lowenbrough. 54 I can talk to Arthur! Wow! I'm a talented person! 53 No, I've HAD ear wax, I know what it tastes like! Maybe it tastes like YOUR earwax, I don't know. 52 Um...Arthur....… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_398?rev=1282758538&do=diff See also: Episode 398 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * What the hell do you mean I sound like I'm in heat?!? * Not gay for me! Straight for me! That's the problem! * Yappy 0, Internet 1 * This is LSD for the tongue! Quotes 60-51 60 No f apping f or you! 59 We're missing most of the normal cast so here's the abnormal cast. 58 I am fanboy fodder! 57 Cool, my fur's in HiDef! 56 I'm about 2 feet. 55 Put a sock on me! 54 It was a W, not a B! 53 <Zorro> The Witches Of Orlando, … text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_399?rev=1282758538&do=diff See also: Episode 399 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * I like crispy bone-in! Lets do a bone-in! * <The_Lizard_Rat> Big Lily = big lilly boobs Quotes 60-51 60 You haven't had a bath in what.... 2 years Ezra? 59 I dont know what you're licking...but I don't wannasee it! 58 “Oh no you didn't!” “Oh yes I did did!” 57 Both of them are shes. 56 That's a Yappy head. 55 She's like Mondo Delux Super Porn Star! 54 I'm surprised Bea Arthur hasn't gone yet. 53 Hey, Liesl's connected! 5… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_400?rev=1282758538&do=diff See also: Episode 400 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN! Ooo oo oo, oooo oo oo oo oo Oooo ooo oooo... ooo ooo ooo ooo Ooo oo oo, ooo ooo oo oo oo oo Ooo oo 00...00 ooo ooo oooo. Quotes 60-51 60 <TonyRingtail> am not.. i'm just undersexed 59 <BassManClaus> “This is the happiest seizure of my life!” - Whitey Duval in Eight Crazy Nights 58 I'm finishing off my weed. 57 Don't chop the head off my weasel! 56 Hi,Ho! 55 If I turn on my microwave th… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_401?rev=1282758538&do=diff See also: Episode 401 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * A sandwich is a sandw/ich, but a poinkivich is a meal. * This is Knotts Berry Farm???!!!?? LET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!!!!!!!!! * Wind gives me wood. * subservient erection bring me a donut. * subservient erection take me away! * So, Poink, ready for a hard one? text/html 2009-01-19T17:15:09-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_402?rev=1232414109&do=diff See also: Episode 402 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * It's “The KISS Holiday Special!”. Join Gene Simmons as he travels back to his home planet to celebrate Lifeday with his father Itchy! * Gene's clean man! Quotes 60-51 60 <JBIanco> cuppy's a brick.. house. 59 <Raja> I have the show playing on my HD TV and it looks great! 58 This is cheese, just f or Ezra. 57 Why is it that David Cassity's hair looks like Carol Brady's? 56 My shpinkter's tightening up just thinking about it! 5… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_403?rev=1282758538&do=diff See also: Episode 403 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Lets talk about nipples! * I see bondage in your future. Quotes 70-61 70 Even as an adult that w/ould give me nightmares! 69 <Wild1 BilP TX> Ophra has 60 people living inside her 68 Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds? 67 Ok, remind me to never get a skunk high. 66 Oh, and be sure to pull God's finger too. 65 A day in the lif e of Simba. 64 Talented, but dumb. 63 Everything when kaploosh! 62 I finished list on y… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:59-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_404?rev=1282758539&do=diff See also: Episode_404 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * “There's the pastor who confermed me.” “Confermed you as what?” * YAPPY, GET THE HELL OFF MY FACE! * I was never attracted to Popeye. * “That's about as vagina as you're gonna get” “That's how it is over there, you get a vagina every night. Maybe a cervix now and then.” text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:59-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_405?rev=1282758539&do=diff See also: Episode 405 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * <TheSonicGod> Benny Hill is like having bacon with your eggs. Just makes it better! * Hi, Buns of Fun! Quotes 70-61 70 Where do the wigwags belong? 69 Where's Audrey? I'll rub mint jelly all over her body. 68 Fox popping 67 Are we gonna spend an hour watching this fox drinking out of the toliet? 66 Yes its PMS rabbit! 65 Marflebark! 64 Otter pop dancing 63 I feel Liesl's butt vibrating! 62 You've got rubber balls? 61 Do you… text/html 2009-02-10T13:40:58-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_406?rev=1234302058&do=diff ...although only 50 were sent in this week. See also: Episode 406 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Oh, Whopper in a cup! * What the hell were you blowdrying? * So, Rasvar's idea for an artjam is Ezra with boobs! * “Dude, you're 30 and your Mom beats still you up?” “Well, she's quite the Lioness” * Ok....Patties are meat. * “Is it wrong to feed chicken to a duck?” “Yes, but its funny as hell!” text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:59-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_407?rev=1282758539&do=diff See also: Episode 407 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Nothing screams Happy Valentine's bay ke a crunchy chocolate frog! * That's from the album “Holy Crap, There's More Beatles!” * They're just French. Quotes 50-41 50 This isn't the Rapid T Rabbit you're looking for. This Rapid T Rabbit may go about his business. 49 Owwwwww! Someone's hot! 48 That's not your schtick! 47 Someone had a sale on Valentine's Day crap. 46 He was crumbiling stumbleweed, what do you think? 45 Fudge … text/html 2009-02-27T12:44:34-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_408?rev=1235767474&do=diff See also: Episode 408. This Episode's Number 1 Quote: * I look damn sexy taking a poop. :) * Weebles wobble, but they don't fall out. Quotes 60-51 60 “They should have left 'Knight Rider' realistic.” “They should have left it in the 80s!” 59 I was too drunk to know what was going on. 58 Wait a minute...I'M AN OTTER? 57 Nothing like a pint of wine to get you in the mood. 56 “Do you know how to make hash brownies?” ”......yessssssssssssssasss.” 55 I wanted to see how far I could go… text/html 2010-08-25T10:48:59-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_409?rev=1282758539&do=diff See also: Episode 409. This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Lilly has six of those you can beep! * Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! Quotes 60-51 60 You're saying 'tv dinner' as if they're actually missing something. 59 I'm.....mailing away....... 58 <Momma_Bridget> is the momma of the funday pawpet show and we've alll been baaad. 57 <Momma_Bridget> May we have another Momma_Bridget? 56 <Dragonhead> Violence solves everything! 55 <SPB> Java, can I haz cheezburger? 54 I licked my ey… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_410?rev=1282758540&do=diff See also: Episode 410. This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Everyone lovesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Doritos! * We'd be somewhat evaporated at that point. * I still got my Space Shuttle with the tits on the back. text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_411?rev=1282758540&do=diff The quotes were called “GarrisonSkunk's Top 60 Twitters from Tonight's Show”. See also: Episode 411 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * You know what Twitter is? It's like having E.B. around ALL THE TIME!!!! * There's an Eckerd shaped hole in my heart! * Yappy farts....he doesn't NEED Alka-Seltzer! text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_412?rev=1282758540&do=diff See also: Episode 412 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Merv Griffin?!? He don't get laid! * “And, what were YOU doing in Yappy's bedroom?!?” “Praying!” * I once had a prickilly pair. Quotes 60-51 60 Yea Darth Vader! He's skinny! 59 He got lips on his butt! 58 <The_Lizard_Rat> Feed the failcake to Bandit. 57 <Rikki-Tik> show me where the bad show touched you on the freaky old people dolls <Talyn|UK> snap bra.. receive cola 55 <ReccaWolf > Gas.... *looks at Yappy* 54 Wow, that's a… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_413?rev=1282758540&do=diff See also: Episode 413. This Episode's Number 1 Quote * That's just a joke, folks! I'm NOT going to have sex with Ezra! * <Danruk> Subserviant Ed Asner, imitate a Subserviant Abe Vigoda. Quotes 60-51 60 Mi eggs are all sqwambled! 59 “Poink, where are you?” “In the crapper!” 58 Don't touch my eggs! 57 Don't sit on my cord! 56 I'm gonna......do nawthing! 55 “No! I'm not gonna eat that!” “It's already on the stove.” “Oh, ok, lets eat it.” 54 Yappy, I need to eat, get your butt over… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_414?rev=1282758540&do=diff See also: Episode 414 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * You'll hear Yappy going 'teeheehee' all night long. * It's fish and small and delicious! - Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mennen. Quotes 50-41 50 Thank you for making my testicals shrivel. 49 Alexander Hamilton is smiling because he's looking at the hooker you're gonna use the bill to pay for. 48 Salen supports the teabagging! 47 Wait....you said 'Sit' without the 'h'? 46 I had this strange urge to drink wine and be rude to people 45 It … text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_415?rev=1282758540&do=diff See also: Episode 415 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Nothing like starting the night with one giant BLOW ME! * I've got a wet spot on my undees! I've got boobies! * Hey! I saw George Takei eating one of those sausages! * Hey!!!!! That's MY liverwust!!!!! I need that! * Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! You took my bunny! * “What do you call a jar of mayonaise, with a hole in it?” “Your date?” * Arthur would SO be into that cougar. * “Shitty Shitty Bang Bang?” * <Salen> Don't eat modern art… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:00-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_416?rev=1282758540&do=diff See also: Episode 416 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Did Leonard Nimoy put the Vulcan Death Grip on your penis? * “That's not a ma'am....that's a Simba.” “Don't let the tits fool you.” * Haaaaaaaaaaaaaands across my colon...colon.....Haaaaaaaaaands upon that guy. * <Rasvar> My nuts are shrinking from this. * DON'T WANT MY BITS to dissolve! I like my bits! text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_417?rev=1282758541&do=diff See also: Episode 417 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * I'M GONNA GET ME A WEINERSCNITZEL!!!! * Ah, Mr Haney was “Green Acres” weed connection! * I am SO going to fart on Poink tonight! Quotes 40-31 40 <Atkelar> Roger Rabbit's into inflation??? o.O 39 “Bandit! No Pooting! I gave him the end of my beef burrito.” “Oh sure! Add to the mix!” 38 <Stray_Cat> I guess we see Ezra's idea of fun. Bathroom tiles over FPS 37 It's a bathroom! Who cares if its pretty? 36 If you have an interne… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_418?rev=1282758541&do=diff See also: Episode 418 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * Now kids, lets not be feeding the kangaroos while they are sitting on top * Don't look Lilly! It's '2 McCartneys 1 cup' * This is what Snap, Crackle or Pop look like....with a boner. Quotes 40-31 40 <Aladasian> the women in Channel just crossed their legs... 39 See.....my hands are up here.....and I can do this with my other thing. 38 I'm frightenend that the show's quality depends on your happiness. 37 Wow! Such a deep voice … text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_419?rev=1282758541&do=diff See also: Episode 419 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * I'm reading the internet in your crotch. * I hate all ducks!.....well, Daffy's not so bad. But I hate all other ducks! * They don't even pay you in doughnuts?!? Quotes 40-31 40 Rollercoasters?!?!? Ewwwww! 39 Get your fluffybutt up here! 38 Mutt screwed a Mac? 37 But the Big Mac is faster!!!!!!!!!!! 36 Google 'Schoolhouse Rock bill porn! 35 <Atkelar> Necro-sado-beastiality: beating a dead horse... 34 I was like a big ball… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_420?rev=1282758541&do=diff See also: Episode 420 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * I call it POO POO!!!!!!!! * I'm not stoned, I'm just naturally stupid. Quotes 40-31 40 Yea...the WikiFur pot smoking community. 39 White bowl hot?!? Dammmmmmmn! 38 Larry Pasture? The guy who made milk drinkable? 37 That was by Brandy who said “I know my shit”. 36 Talking on the big green phone. 'Going green' means alot more to us than enviromentalists. 35 I.....LOVE.....this.....restaurant! 34 I have no desire to rub my poo p… text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_421?rev=1282758541&do=diff See also: Episode 421 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * <SeanWolf> Happy B-Day Yap...now dont cancel FPS * There's nothing better than being Rick Rolled by a midget! Quotes 40-31 40 I don't smell like cat pee!!!! I smell like dog chow!!!! 39 I rent them backwards. 38 I sent you a picture of my attempted cake. 37 <StratosfearTully> oh great, 40. Now Yappy's farts will be three times as bad. 36 <The_Lizard_Rat> Mutt wears the panties, Ezra wears the bra. 35 <Roofus> life's too shart to … text/html 2010-08-25T10:49:01-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_422?rev=1282758541&do=diff See also: Episode 422 This Episode's Number 1 Quote * ...and then the first thing that went through my head was...'T just got f-ing teabagged by Yappyfox!' * <6reySnowCat> sex toy Poink, on sale now :P * CNN needs better porn. Quotes 40-31 40 <DISCLAIMER> If this is your first time in here, welcome to the Funday Pawpet Show chat room. Please keep your paws and tails inside the car at all times. WARNING: We are not responsible for any loss of brain cells which may occur during your stay… text/html 2009-07-26T15:49:02-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:episode_423a?rev=1248648542&do=diff See also: Episode 423a Note: since GarrisonSkunk didn't know there was a show from Megaplex at a different time than usual, these quotes were collected and compiled by Atkelar. This Episode's Number 1 Quote * “There are beds upside! I know, I heard many of them squeaking last night!” * “I spent most of the night with my ass up in the corner” “How was Bubbah?” text/html 2010-11-13T12:24:34-07:00 http://pawpet.tv/top-60:index?rev=1289679874&do=diff During Episode 324 the cast thinks that the show isn't recorded, so GarrisonSkunk decides to send in an art-jam with the top quotes of the show to be recorded for posterity. The submission can be seen here. GarrisonSkunk ever since sends in his quotes - although the number of quotes ranges anywherer from 10 to 60-something.