Starts at around 2:22:22 in the download. Skippy called in to play a different version of the game where the lyrics were paraphrased, since audience members were cheating at the game in its original incarnation by Googling the lyrics.
“Our entire population inhabits a brightly-colored underwater vessel” = “We all live in a yellow submarine” (Yellow Submarine - The Beatles)
“It is against my wishes to become a mentally challenged citizen of the United States” = “I don't want to be an American idiot” (American Idiot - Green Day)
“Luminescence departs, dusk arrives, grab my paw, we're heading to the second star on the right” = “Exit light, enter night, take my hand, we're off to Never-Neverland” (Enter Sandman - Metallica)
“I am an enthusiast of larger-than-average rear ends, and I am incapable of perjury” = “I like big butts, and I cannot lie” (Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot)
“Regardless of your relation as a sibling or parent, you remain among the living” = “Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're staying alive” (Staying Alive - The Bee Gees)
“Pleasant nocturnal hallucinations, I am in no position to argue” = “Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree” (Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics)
“My chest has been pierced and it's your fault, you've damaged the reputation of intimate relationships” = “Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name” (You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi)
“It is my desire to become a tool of yours with a large metal head attached to a handle, how come you never summon me” = “I wanna be your sledgehammer, why won't you call my name” (Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel)
“Its arrival is noticeable through the atmosphere this evening, my God” = “I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord” (In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins)
“Greetings, salutations, how do you do, might someone be present within? Subtly bob your head to acknowledge my voice, does this domicile harbor any occupants?” = “Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?” (Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd)
“Whatever it is I seek remains undiscovered” = “I still haven't found what I'm looking for” (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2)
“I am torn between remaining and departing, were I to stick around I would encounter hardships, were I not I would encounter twice as many” = “Should I stay or should I go, if I go there will be trouble, if I stay there will be double” (Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash)
“Might you have a few moments to spare to witness my lament in regards to no subject whatsoever and all topics conceivable at the same time” - “Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once” (Basket Case - Green Day)