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 **Mutt:** Wow! I've heard of that movie!\\
 **JM:** You did hear about it, but you didn't see it? Everyone else has.\\
-**Mutt:**
+**Mutt:** Well, they don't allow dogs in the theater. You know the "No dogs allowed" sign?\\
+**JM:** It's straight to video. You can go to Target and buy your own copy.\\
+**Mutt:** They won't let me in Target, either.\\
+**JM:** The won't let you into Target, you have to pretend you're a seeing-eye dog.\\
+**Mutt:** Ah... Okay, I'm on my way.\\
+**JM:** Yep. You're on your way?\\
+**Mutt:** Cool.\\
+**JM:** Alright, just pretend that you know Braille...\\
+**Mutt:** Alright.\\
+**JM:** Now, I have a question for you.\\
+**Mutt:** Yes.\\
+**JM:** Why do they have Braille at the drive-up ATMs?\\
+**Mutt:** Hmm... Good question.\\
+**JM:** Good question, yeah.\\
+**Mutt:** I don't know. Why do the call it "cargo" when it goes by ship, and "shipping" when it goes by car?\\
+**JM:** I don't know. All these things, we have to figure out, I suppose.\\
+**Mutt:** If a vacuum cleaner sucks, is that good or bad?\\
+**JM:** Well, if a vacuum cleaner blows, too, that could be good.\\
+**Mutt:** Whoa!!! Excellent, excellent. So, okay, I've got some questions for ya. What's your favorite movie?\\
+**JM:** My favorite movie of all time is //Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade//.\\
+**Mutt:** Good one!\\
+**JM:** Thank you, thank you, yes.\\
+**Mutt:** And, uh, I guess your favorite actor would be...\\
+**JM:** My favorite actor? I have so many. I like Jim Carey... like Jim Carey?\\
+**Mutt:** I love Jim!\\
+**JM:** Absolutely Jim Carey. Robin Williams, I like a lot of comedians... who also pass off as really good dramatic actors.\\
+**Mutt:** Oh, cool.\\
+**JM:** Yes. Do you have any favorite actors?\\
+**Mutt:** Um, I love Johnny Depp.\\
+**JM:** Johnny Depp rocks!\\
+**Mutt:** Yep, he never plays the same role twice.\\
+**JM:** Exactly.\\
+**Mutt:** Also like Michael Keaton a lot.\\
+**JM:** Good. Batman!\\
+**Mutt:** That's one of my favorites. Multiplicity was one of my favorite roles.\\
+**JM:** Oh, wasn't that great?\\
+**Mutt:** Yes.\\
+**JM:** Directed by Harold Ramis, who was in what movie?\\
+**Mutt:** Star Wars!\\
+**JM:** No, try again. It was sort of science fiction-esque. Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd...\\
+**Mutt:** I quit. I give up.\\
+**JM:** Sounds like "most thrusters..."\\
+**Mutt:** Oh yeah! Ghostbusters!\\
+**JM:** Ghostbusters, there you go!\\
+**Mutt:** Cool. Okay, what other questions... If you were stranded on a desert island with one person and one item, what would it be?\\
+**JM:** That person would be Julianne Moore, and the item would be a bottle of Johnson's baby oil.
+**Mutt:** (whoop) Baby! Excellent. You got that, taking notes?\\
+**JM:** Baby oil, yes.\\
+**Mutt:** Right. What's your favorite drink?\\
+**JM:** My favorite drink is... I guess, milk.\\
+**Mutt:** Milk. Okay, what's your favorite restaurant?\\
+**JM:** Favorite restaurant... Fratello's in Studio City.\\
+**Mutt:** Okay. Let's see... boxers or briefs?\\
+**JM:** You know what they say, like uh... thongs are like dental floss?\\
+**Mutt:** Yah...\\
+**JM:** I actually wear dental floss.\\
+**Mutt:** (laughs) Alright, what else, let me think... what is your favorite phrase?\\
+**JM:** Favorite phrase?\\
+**Mutt:** Yes.\\
+**JM:** I always call people "groovy chick." I'm like "Hey, groovy chick," even if you're not a chick.\\
+**Mutt:** Cool, okay, I call people "biotch."\\
+**JM:** "Biotch," alright! You're a cool biotch, groovy chick!\\
+**Mutt:** Thank you. Uh, what else, what else, what else...