This show is aired two days after the real valentines day, which makes Bandit two days old at this time.

• Mutt
• Poink
• Todd
• Java
• Jello
• Jacques Terrier
• Brunhilda
• Border collie with short memory
• Crappy Doo
• Mini Randy
• Scritch

• Kuddlepup
• Yappy Fox
• JackRabbit
• Herbie
• Rasvar
• Devin
• Jess
• Simba

• Anthony
• Gene
• PokitFox sp?

• Herbie's mic is on before the opening credits. We hear him say “Our family's back together, Mach's back!”
• The stage is decorated in hearts, as is magic 8 ball and Pumpkin
• Mach is back!
• It is the week of Rapid T. Rabbit's 20th Anniversary
• Crazy FC lady picture is framed and on stage
• Poink suggests that Java be cupit for the show but as Mutt brings up the diapers issue, Java draws a line!
• Several valentines day related presents are distributed. Including a “Dating for Dummies” book and “Dirty Dice” for Poink as well as handcuffs for Java and a novelty tongue and “KISS tongue lubricated condoms” for Mutt.
• Todd invents new lyrics for “the wall”… ORK ORK ORK!
• Pink Flamingo Challenge: Jess, Anthony, Gene
• Brunhilda introduces himself… or herself… as Poink's sexual therapist.
• “Crazy FC lady” calls in
• Mutt tells us the top 10 least effective pick up lines.
• Poink farts out the camera…
• Poink loses his blow up sheep “Rasvette” ORK ORK ORK
• Name that toon
• A box of cereal with a Lion King game causes havoc as it's spilled all over Rasvar, getting cereal even down his butt crack…
• Spits or swallows: Orange Cream, Squid
• Jess flashes the camera! (Pixilated) In channel, TonyRingtail says, “Best Episode Ever!” (which inspires an art jam in Episode 158) and Poink's eyes flash…
• Poink sets off a “fart bomb” in the studio… as if he of all would need assistance…
• …which causes the cast to retreat behind the couch again.
• Movie talk: Final destination 2, Pearl Harbor
• Nigel calls in and yells at the show
• Word of the week: Manpanties! (Ask Trixi)
• Gene Wolf gets interviewed
• Johnny Bluejean calls in…
• Scritch presents an x-ray of Yappy Fox's broken arm and announces some additional surgory
• Kuddlepup announces Toxic Audio appearing at Megaplex 2003 along with many other hightlights
• The backstage crew has fun with picture-in-picture while Mach reads the shout outs
• Simba goes topless and Devin joins in… followed by JackRabbit after a brief camera outage.
• Mutt announces the upcoming telethon.

• Pawpet Valentines Day cards
• Caption: A car that is frozen over

• Pawpet Music Video: Poem - PawPets NorthEast
• Pawpet Music Video: Every Breath You Take - PawPets West
• Pawpet Music Video: Surrender - PawPets SouthWest
• Pawpet Music Video: Pick me a letter - PawPets West
• Pawpet Music Video: Beautiful like me - Pawpets Monterey Bay
• Acid Flashback: Mutt eats Arthur episode?

• Mutt “Happy anniverary, Rapid T.!”