Read by: Hump

A news report from Slapout, Alabama has just stated that there will be a new television show this season called “Tail.” This will appeal to many furs because the main character is Mutt, and the theme of the show is floopy sanitarians. The show will feature cameo appearances from many individuals like Mr. D and Howard Stern, and they will have them yiffing many famous kumquats. It may seem a little risque, but in episode 69, special guest Barney will get caught with an inflatable shroom in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It will be a cliffhanger because the plushie will get picked up by Jim Carrey and will have to go to Anthrocon to find a spoon to sleep and leave the zombie crisis. All in all, this show, with its spankings and petit fursuits will probably keep furs moaning.