Funday Pawpet Show

Starts at around 2:00:31 in the download.

Mutt: Hi, everybody! And we have a very special guest with us tonight. The one-and-only Emilio Esteves, yay!!!!… Are you Emilio's assistant?
Jason Marsden: No. I'm Jason Marsden. I'm…
Mutt: Jason Marsden? Oh, wait, Jason Marsden?
JM: Yes.
Mutt: I've heard of you before!
JM: Yes, yes, yes!
Mutt: You won the Super Bowl last year!
JM: No, that wasn't me.
Mutt: Oh, um… Oh wait, you're the guy who does the cartoon voices!
JM: Bingo!
Mutt: Fantastic! Welcome to the Funday Pawpet Show!
JM: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Mutt: What are some of the things that you've done?
JM: Well, most people know me as Max, Goofy's son in A Goofy Movie, and I am Tino Tonitini, on Disney's new hit cartoon on Saturday morning, The Weekenders…
Mutt: Oh, that's a new one!
JM: That is a new one. Yes, do you wake up Saturday mornings that early?
Mutt: Nope.
JM: No? Friday night partying a little too hard?
Mutt: Usually wake up around the crack of three.
JM: At the crack of three? It's Saturday afternoon, then.
Mutt: It's a dog's life.
JM: Wow. It sure is. My goodness.
Mutt: What else have you done?
JM: I've also done a lot of on-camera stuff, some TV shows, some stuff that you're probably too busy to watch, you know, Friday night, Step By Step is a live show I did.
Mutt: Oh, with Suzanne Sommers!
JM: Yes, you know Suzanne Sommers. Good…there, right?
Mutt: Right on! Yeah! She's always hot. So tell me, do you and her ever have dinner together?
JM: No, but you know, I used to walk by her dressing room all the time, and she would always wear - on Friday nights, on tape nights - this beautiful terrycloth robe, I knew she wasn't wearing anything underneath. And I always had this fantasy when I would walk by her dressing room, and she would sort of…
Mutt: (pants ecstatically)
JM: Yeah, exactly… stop me, call me in, and have me be her human thighmaster.
Mutt: Whoah, “human thighmaster”! Cool, what other cartoon voices have you done?
JM: Well, I did another Disney cartoon called Schnookums and Meat, where I was the voice of Schnookums, who's a cat.
Mutt: Cool! Cat! (barks repeatedly)
JM: Exactly. He had an adversary, Meat, who's a dog kinda like yourself.
Mutt: That's right.
JM: Yeah, and he was a kind of dumb dog, kinda like yourself.
Mutt: What? Dogs rule, cats drool!
JM: Cats drool?
Mutt: Well, maybe some way around… What else have you done?
JM: What else have I done? Well, I bought a house a couple of years ago, I crashed my car… is any of this the kind of stuff you want to hear?
Mutt: You crashed a car into your house?
JM: No, I didn't crash my car into my house, I crashed my car in Hollywood in the rain.
Mutt: Uh-oh. But you were okay, right?
JM: I'm okay. I escaped unscathed. But I did knock down a light pole, a Hollywood monument.
Mutt: Ah, cool. And they put up a sign that said “Jason was here!”
JM: Jason was here, Jason crashed here, yes.