activities:episode_35
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This is a rundown of the activities that were featured in episode 35, episode 35, including all answers to any questions or puzzles.
Pawpet Dating Game
Starts at around 1:23:00 in the download.
The bachelor: Mutt.
The bachelorettes:
- The biotch from Hell, Attila the Hun, Satan
- Had a nasty, evil giggle, but she has a degree from Harvard, has a $150,000-a-year job, and is great in bed.
Questions:
- #1: If you were a vegetable, how would you show me a good time?
- #2: If you were on a date, how would you show me a good time?
- #3: If you were a candy bar, what candy bar would you be?
- #3: If I were to land in a big pool of chocolate, how would you clean me off?
Answers:
- #1: “I would be a watermelon, so I could beat you repeatedly over the forehead.”
- #2: “I'd take you out to a movie, and then to dinner, and then stop by someplace private.”
- #3: “I'd be a Snickers, 'cause they're so fluffy!”
- #3: “You're weird, girl!”
Results:
- Bachelorette #1 was sent on a one-way trip to China, where she would learn the new and interesting technique of water torture to compliment her already-present resume of slashing, burning, maiming, raping, and otherwise obliterating towns and other things.
- Bachelorette #2 got sent into the trapdoor.
- Mutt picked Bachelorette #3 and was horrified to find out it was Skippy.
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