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Episode: 35

Airdate: Jul 30, 2000  [Download] [Artjams and other files ]

Mach's Secrets




Show Highlights

  • Mach told a friend to watch the show tonight… so Mutt declares it “Tell all your Mach-secrets-night” and realizes that the rating isn't up for that…
  • Mach finally got fart-revenge on Yappy Fox… with collateral damage…
  • Timber and BJ Wolf plug the Pawpet website… and perform a skit about Yappy poots while they're at it
  • Provos plays “Win a Dollah!”
  • Rasvar tries his hand as a pawpeteer… and chokes Bitch Voop
  • Timber, a toad, and a horse talk about Florida drivers, sing “Hungry Like the Wolf”, and recite the “alcoholic alphabet”
  • Child pictures of Raini are shown on camera
  • The short-lived character Stay is introduced
  • “Oh my God! You killed Kenny!”
  • Dedication to Mach: “Julie, Do You Love Me?”
  • Arthur reads this week's MadLib
  • Colson gets interviewed
  • Keefer calls in and gets interviewed
  • Provos gets interviewed
  • Naked Ken (in a dress) appears with a censor bar on his crotch - and Seal of disapproval orks louder the closer Ken gets to the camera

A rundown of activities can be found here.

Songs played

  • Bye Bye Bye - N-SYNC
  • We Like to Party - Vengaboys
  • Dead Flipper - Nuclear Fish
  • I Want to Be Loved By You - Helen Kane
  • Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies
  • Naturally - Huey Lewis and the News
  • PMS - Bob Rivers
  • The Simple Song - The Residents
  • One (The Fart Song) - Nuclear Fish
  • Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby Farrin
  • Barbie Girl (Dutch version) - Aqua
  • Polkamon - “Weird Al” Yankovic
  • We Are Family - Sister Sledge
  • Big Girls Don't Cry - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
  • Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
  • Take Me Home - Phil Collins
  • Rio - Duran Duran
  • Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles
  • If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
  • Julie, Do You Love Me? - Bobby Sherman
  • Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In - The 5th Dimension
  • Lollipop - Aqua
  • Barbie Girl - Aqua
  • The Goodbye Song from Bear in the Big Blue House - German dub
  • Whistle-Stop - Roger Miller

Videos shown

  • Pawpet Music Video: Don't worry, be happy! - Pawpets West
  • Pawpet Music Video: Big girls don't cry - Pawpets West


Who Wants to Win a Dollar?

Starts at around 1:26:00 in the download. A game show where contestants (the guests) answer questions to win $1.

Pre-Qualification Question
What movie is this phrase from - “You can't throw his head, you got to throw your own head!”

  • Provos's answer: Labyrinth
  • Correct answer: Labyrinth

One Cent
What is Scooby-Doo's favorite food?

  • A) Scooby Snacks (correct answer)
  • B) Yummy Dog Food
  • C) French fries
  • D) Chocolate chip cookies

Provos's answer: A

Five Cents
What is the name of the penguin in the comic strip, Bloom County?

  • A) Opus (correct answer)
  • B) Bill
  • C) Flipper
  • D) Chilly Willy

Provos's answer: A

Ten Cents
Who wrote the book Animal Farm?

  • A) H.G. Wells
  • B) E.B. White
  • C) George Orwell (correct answer)
  • D) Yappy Fox

Provos's answer: C

25 Cents
What comedy team starred in the movies Horsefeathers and Duck Soup?

  • A) Laurel and Hardy
  • B) Abbott and Costello
  • C) The Three Stooges
  • D) The Marx Brothers (correct answer)

Provos's answer: D (lifeline - audience)

50 Cents
On the TV show Coach, what was the mascot for Minnesota State University?

  • A) Steel Wolverines
  • B) Flying Squirrels
  • C) Fighting Falcons
  • D) Screaming Eagles (correct answer)

Provos's answer: D (lifeline - calling SK-1)

What is the first name of Mr. Snuffleupagus?

  • A) Aloyisus (correct answer)
  • B) Cornelius
  • C) Fredrick
  • D) Zachary

Provos's answer: B

Provos lost EVERYTHING!!! Consolation prize: a free trip to the tattoo parlor to get an “L” on his forehead.

Furry Mad Libs

Starts at around 3:02:28 in the download.

Read by: Arthur

“Working at a Temp Job”
This week, I had to work at a temp job for the Dirty Cellophane Company. I thought it might be a giant assignment because I needed someone to pounce a lot of suits and stuff them into snakes. I was totally surprised when I saw SK-1 down there, and saw him holding a lederhosen with a nun stuffed in his uniform pocket. “Golly gee willickers!” I shouted. “What are you doing with that? I'm supposed to unsubscribe every turkey that I get with it. And if I find a loose hair in the batch, I'm supposed to bring it to my supervisor, Ezra. He is looking for as many as he can find.” I continue trying to watch as idiotically as I could. But it was hard, because as soon as I would finish, a plushie would appear and make things go slower. I had to keep this up for 42 hours. Little did I realize that the company wanted to give me a bunch of platypi as comp pay. I seriously thought about it, but decided to turn the page. I needed cash more. Although next time, if I do an assignment there again, I'll ask if I can get some free puppets in advance. That would be most excellent.

"Last Words" (and Actions)

  • Mutt “Goodbye!” screen blinks in several colors
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